Terry
THEY CAME FROM OVER YONDER: Terry
Terry is a jerk. I don’t know where Terry came from. None of us do. We don’t even know if Terry is one guy who can teleport or multiple guys. All we know is that he’s a jerk.
His hobbies include waiting spots to trip people over, rearranging and hiding things, frightening people, and causing electrical disturbances (He’s like a less marketable gremlin). From what we can determine, there isn’t any biological imperative causing him to do this stuff. He just does it because he likes being a jerk. If you’ll recall we’ve crafted a variety of zardware items that have a secondary function solely dedicated to shooing and bothering him. Turns out all the eradication functions don’t last that long. Anyway, I hope he doesn’t decide to mess with you, it’s really annoying.
JERKASS CREATURE ENCASED IN CANVAS, 15cm x 15cm, 2026