Hi, I'm Zard and this is the skin suit they put me in and this is what they call a "bio" for the new initiates.
After 700 years in the Earth's core, where the lizard people reside, I grew. 30 years ago they put me in a human suit, and sent me up through the soil for... a reason I can no longer remember.
I earned the rank of lizard king (South East sector) and the title King Komodo in 2016 at the Grand Lizard Summit.
I create what the humans call "art" in a variety of mediums, generally abstract.
Visually, I work with paint in ways that convey movement amd colour, which is ironic since the eyeballs they installed in the suit are red/green colourblind. I also do other styles, like collage, because I'm allowed to. I'm a part of the groups the Cryptid Collective and LIMIN.
I rap as part of the New Zealand hip hop label UNITED ★ AUDIO under my title, King Komodo. Uniting with label founder, ThiefofBaghdad, we form Thief 'N Zard. Uniting the lizard king and the king of clowns, Slippery Slim and I teamed up to become Former Child Prodigies. We found Hans Glimbus somewhere and he is accompanying us.
I also get the host MC Dougfest with the Thief, bringing the citizens what they need.
My travels have had me residing in many places over the land of Aotearoa (New Zealand). I have elected to represent the sacred land of Kirikiriroa (Hamilton) on the wider frontier. I currently reside in Poneke (Wellington) however, as I have quests here.
I'm going to have to remember what they sent me up here for and get back to you on that one though...